Aren’t you forgetting someone?

Beard? I can do that

They’re genociding the profit margins

I can’t figure out what the desired answer is supposed to be? I would have answered the same as the kid.

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People are stupid and have low attention span, so the title needed to be short

Seems like the Vatican got the hint

Sweden is giving 20 million SEK (€1.83 million) to Radio Free Europe, hoping that other countries will donate as well.

I fucking knew somebody would come along and help keep the bad parts of USAID afloat

I remember hearing that most coral reefs will die even at 1.5 degrees warming, and around 99% at 2 degrees, so it’s not really surprising, considering that we’re gonna be going past 2 degrees warming.

It was due to Henry’s poor grasp of the English language that it wasn’t called The 4th Motor Company

If you can’t kill Deathclaws at lvl 3 then your playing the game wrong

Words only mean things to them in that it shows a posture of strength or weakness

You want to rebuild Alcatraz to grow the prison population

I want to rebuild Alcatraz so there can be daring prison breaks

We are not the same

Thank u 4 creating jobs

How does The Onion still have a viable business model at this point?

Heresy!

I will recognize your power when you can do sticks of butter

Brewed a whole pitcher of black tea and it turned out really strong so now I’m scared I might get too much caffeine drinking it

e: Saved half to make ice tea tomorrow. I am wise.

Gon in 60 Seconds