yeah i don’t get this one

i like how this is just text on top of a random image

damn, i live close to a place with one of the best burgers i’ve ever eaten, and as long as you’re in the restaurant, they give you as much of their homemade mayonaise as you want (and it’s probably the best mayo i’ve eaten)

Shrimp

(shrimp + simp)

fuck have stress sex

ö

i’m on mobile rn, i’ll try on my pc later

i hate it when i forget about my girlfriend’s existance for a month

ight thx

edit: actually that link’s kind of broken

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: uhhhh oh no is this real

yea

did you remove your own upvote after posting…?

but its funnier this way