“Sometimes, late at night, when I can’t sleep, and it’s just me, alone with my thoughts… I just… I can’t help but feel… I should’ve called it Pear.”

He died as he lived, trying to beat PC with Apple.

Gotta feel bad for Nikola Tesla, he’s 0 for 2 on getting his legacy sullied by talentless hacks masquerading as inventors.

Horseshoes would probably be pretty confusing, actually. Figuring out sans context that this weird metal crescent was supposed to be nailed onto an animal’s hoof would be a feat on its own, but add on people hanging them up as decoration out of superstition or just, like, throwing them, especially in places where there aren’t any damn horses, that’s really gonna muddy the waters.

You’re probably gonna want the Meathook/Cobra galaxy or the Gaia Sausage.

I’m afraid the Cigar galaxy is just a cigar galaxy.

I believe it’s been widely established that three is a crowd so if anything they’re underselling it. That right there is four crowds!