You can always troll teenagers by using their words in slightly off contexts.

No way my parents did that accidentally!

They didn’t know about the Netherlands

He suggested solutions like drivers keeping the same car for longer periods of time

That’s what i have been doing… Is that wrong, or just too much anti-consumerism to be presented as a good thing in our society?

Did you know that most of the US-Mexico border is one long river? Do no try to follow it trying to locate where the border deviates from the river…

What is this tortured animal blood you’re taking about? I know of blood pudding, but nothing that is too be drunk.

Also veganism is awesome.

My secret is that I know I’m actually the only real human, and everybody else are aliens posing as humans to study my behavior. That’s why I purposefully make random decisions and actions from time to time, to throw them off.

I still have to figure out if I’m the last human alive, if every remaining human is being studied like me, or if there is a real human society somewhere.