Don’t for all the night night hosts. Colbert, Kimmel, Oliver, etc.

The gloryhole is a metaphor for Melania. And the wall says “Jeff was here”.

I’ll sue you!!!

Have you seen how much Selentis thinks their cars are worth? He might not be the poorest, but he is definitely the dumbest.

That poor guy in the Jeep is the last car in the caravan on the walkie saying, “Wait up, brosssss”

First Hogan, then Trump.

You are correct!

Nope, not Marvel.

A powerful talking animal comes to earth from a different world only to be pursued by a intelligent inventor who is hell bent to capture it.

There is a certain point where the woman is taking too much testosterone and starting to look like a man.

TIL that I been deceived my entire life.

ok fine, I love you too

Arg, my Synology servers are down. Thanks.

I hate you.

Ya, I hate that I had to approve that purchase. Fallon annoys me.

Those jeans make you look like you’re wearing your parents’ pants.

I don’t know. Wuxi is significantly smaller than Shenzhen. I think it was around 2 million people at that time.

They didn’t give my parents much of an option. When they did finally take the land away, they did offer to relocate us to another location, but at that time, my family was already struggling from the 2nd loss, my parents just ended up closing the business all together.

Lies. My family had a factory in Wuxi, China. 2 buildings that were dedicated to dormitories. 4 buildings dedicated to manufacturing promotional products.

We were able to lease the land for 50 years with a 50-year option at the end of the term.

Around year 5, the government decided to turn the main dirt road into a proper road. They took back 1/4 of the land. They just used our area for staging.

About a year after the road was made, they decided to expand the road. They took back now 1/2 of the original land and buildings.

Less than a year after the expansion, they turned the 4 lane road i to a highway. They took the entire land back. My family invested millions of dollars in buildings and infrastructure. We got back pennies on the dollar spent on the investment on compensation.

My family never fully recovered financially.

Almost 50. I’m driving up the numbers here.