“my penis is the needle in my moral compass”

“This game is gritty and realistic and shows how morality is a blurry gray zone”

If you take a moment to save this cute kitten you actually doom an entire village to being pillaged and burned to the ground

meanwhile I can’t even commit to doing an evil run on the RPGs I play, I literally have zero extra fun playing as an asshole as opposed to playing as a decent person

is it a matter of personality, or is the evil path in most games just stupid cartoonish cruelty for its own sake? or both? I think it has to be both

Strange move to release a Ben-Hur sequel almost seventy years later and make it a five-hour audio on Youtube, but who am I to judge what studios do nowadays?

it’s very nice and cool and normal that most people in this administration would like to drop both kinds of n-bomb

I have an alternate idea for a reality TV show: each season has twelve US billionaires and politicians starting a journey in Guatemala and their goal is to successfully cross the Mexican border with the US. But it’s Running Man rules, so it’s all live-fire and contestants can die. Surely their power and wealth comes from a great resourcefulness and capability, so I’m sure they’ll be fine.

when our turn comes…

There is the slightly larger emoji window (fourth icon from the left above the post/comment box)

Oh wow I didn’t know that was a thing, it helps! Thanks

Piggybacking on this: do we have some kind of emoji page where I can see all of them and pick one? We have like a billion different emojis, which is wonderful, but picking through that drop-down list is really annoying sometimes

trump had an all-timer quote recently about Mayo Pete lol

wait, isn’t this the kid who wrote “when must we kill them?”

edit: yeah, that’s him lol https://nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-we-kill-them

I suppose it’s somethingn’t

brilliant move, it’s double jeopardy so she can’t go to jail again for doing another blood scanning scam, right? that’s how laws work

Lipton my quid till I quo

Look at all these beautiful Boer immigrants refugees expats from South Africa, folks! We’re all glad that the old rule that says “do NOT, under any circumstances, cross the streams” applies only to ghostbusting ray backpacks and not to racism.

you’re just jealous of her street cred

I don’t even know what they look like!

I guess she isn’t often invited to Justin Trudeau’s costume parties huh

it’s a lovely tour, soaring over the beautiful caves and mountains of Töraböhra