lapis [fae/faer, comrade/them]

link to archived version the article, for anyone else interested.

tl;dr these people wrote up a shitty “family” contract and are now realizing there maybe should have been clauses around what happens if the property value changes before the title/deed is signed over.

as a credit to the author, part of his response included counter-asking the couple if they would feel obligated to pay their daughter an extra $100k had the home’s value increased before the deed was signed over.

oh, also, this appears to have been one of several rental properties the daughter owned, but she spread herself too thin to afford this one, so nobody in this scenario is really the “good guy”.

this is unbelievably cursed.

I love it.

absolutely gonna try this next time I want fries, thanks comrade!

because you should be using librewolf

you know that awful, yet annoyingly catchy, rap that Cassius Green does to appease the rich white people at totally-not-Bezos’ house party in Sorry to Bother You? yeah, that.

yeah that’s fair. looking at it more closely, I can see what you’re saying, but it’s just too cartoonish for me to fully make the connection, idk.

anyways now I want to build an AUG so thanks for that.

including an example of a rails-less AUG for comparison.

I can sort of see an aug if I squint, but the caricature art style really makes it look like the handguard flows directly into the stock, and there’s not enough room for a mag in there. Also the barrel is just absurdly long for a bullpup, which I think is the main thing that’s throwing me. this looks to me like if you asked a version of midjourney which had never seen an AR or an AK to draw an assault rifle.

I’m not getting aug or even bullpup vibes from it, but it’s also not worth arguing over; even shitty art is art and is thus up to interpretation by the viewer.

bullpup is a decent explanation, although there’s no magazine for us to tell if it’s a bullpup or a normal gun with a big stock…

like sure, it’ll be some monstrous AK/AR hybrid, but at least it looks like a real gun

Why is the gun flaccid but also drawn by someone who has never seen a gun in their entire life?

this actually gets more wild the longer I look at it, I’d say it looks like a water gun or laser tag gun or something except it has no trigger and his hand appears to be inside the stock

no truck is born with nuts, so all trucks with truck nuts are in fact transmasc, making them WOKE and DEI

I translated it and frankly I’m not any less confused.

hey, same! I like to do a quick preliminary wipe, water gun fun times, then dry off + wipe up anything the bidet missed. I definitely use less TP this way, but usage doesn’t just drop to zero.

but like… why not do a quick wipe to get the residual shit? bidet alone is almost as gross as wiping alone, imo.

comrade, if you’re just washing your anus and nowhere else with the bidet, then proceeding to not wipe at all, congratulations, you’ve simply relocated some of the shit to other parts of your crack.

I just gotta say I’m really confused by the “you don’t need TP” angle of bidet shilling, like I am a bidet user and a bidet shill but I still have to use several pieces of multi-ply TP to dry off down there, and sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed despite my 30 seconds of ass-wriggling.

have we eaten the onion, or has the onion eaten us all?

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.