Laurel Raven

56 million to drop the OD death rate by nearly a quarter? This is exactly the sort of thing I want to see my taxes doing, directly improving people’s lives, and the cost is a drop in the bucket for federal budgets.

And his reasoning is bullshit, you can work to address the deeper cause while mitigating the symptoms, it isn’t an either/or

Didn’t get a bingo!

Wait… Was I supposed to circle the ones I do relate to?! Dammit.

Huh…I wonder how that got checked… Thanks for letting me know!

A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

I could load that in my hatchback with virtually zero sag, I don’t think anyone would call it a truck

Can’t run over pedestrians the driver can’t see if they can’t drive it… Sounds like the best feature Tesla put on this monstrosity to me

No one is above the law

Agreed… Maybe you should be telling your boss that…

Yes, but which new one should I use?

Nevermind, I’m sure they’ll both be plenty broken

I mean, I’m pretty sure he could get one quickly… He’s got plenty of money from all the bribes he’s been soliciting…

Even when they do call him on it, any enforcement of that will be coming from agencies he’s loaded with sycophants

EDIT: was trying to embed this gif, but not having any luck, so just linking it instead

I never really used mine much, but it was solid and innovative…I should dig it back out and mess around with it again…

Let’s be real, though, if he weren’t pissing everyone off those checks would get brushed off and ignored by the administration. They don’t care about requirements, regulations, or laws, which they’ve made abundantly clear, and if pressed will basically respond “make me”

They didn’t say it was purposeful or not, just that it isn’t always misleading… Sometimes someone can have RBF and actually be exactly like they look

Agreed

All Kids Shuffled Off To Become Someone Else’s Problem

I’d be so tempted to tell him “cyber this, jackass” while flipping him off and walking out if I were there…

Yeah, Ma Bell breaking up into the Baby Bells is the only real example I can think of, and even they came back together later (though, by then, there was enough diversity in the market that they couldn’t reclaim the level of market dominance they once had)

That’s what I’ve heard… Getting real tired of people building great products only for corpos to find a way to make it terrible for an extra buck

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it came out that he has special toilet paper printed with the Constitution’s text so he can literally wipe his ass with it