mendiCAN [none/use name]

eh? what’s going on? are we having a turf war with /c/fakenews or something? ehhhhhhhhhhh. mmmm. uhhhhhhhhhh imma go

ill jump on the hatewagon. blockin the fakenews comm is very high on the list of things ta do when i make a new acct.

haha these assholes are actually make people go outside to relax shheeeeit

the one i really wanna finish but still haven’t gotten to is “the wire”. watched the first two seasons, loved em, never started the third. always feels like it’ll be too much for me, somehow.

my sister’s house (no mansion, just a recent build) has double sinks in the master bedroom. the layout(s) of the bathrooms house-wide are annoying to me. it seems all new builds are just large for largesse rather than utility; laid out more for the listing than for use.

it’s a 4 bedroom 4 bath house. upstairs, the master has its bath complete with two sinks like post (toilet is relegated to a weird claustro-closet). one of the sinks in her bathroom is a junk drawer ha!

The other 3 bedrooms: one has its own master bath and shower, and the final two bedrooms have a shared bath n’ shower set between them. none of these bathrooms are accessible from the hallway, you must go thru a bedroom to do your business.

there is one “public” bathroom on the main level…now lemme talk about that stinker.

This damn thing is a half-bath, set right between the kitchen and living area. i don’t know how the architect managed it, but it is somehow accoustically perfected to deliver your performance to the rooms nearby where everyone’s tryina hang out.

Exaggeration? Not even. Like, forget stealth mode, you need a battle plan with flawless execution. You think things are going well? One slip-up and the people watching tv or chatting will be interrupted by your public broadcast. The noise is seriously noticeable.

No, I’m not scatalogically shy, nor do i possess super-hearing. It’s a problem. A bad enough problem she eventually had another bathroom installed basement-level so guests might poo without detailing exquisitely to everyone what they ate that day.

lol i think it might be a good complimentary bit to write angry responses to your posts that make people wonder ‘what did they say?’. if i ever write an angry nonsensical comment to you, that is what I’m doing k?

All this to

ruin the joke aaaaaaaaa

he’s right op, this is fate telling you to stay home. i don’t make the rules

Give me double toilets mate

good idea

tho not as bad a day as the person who discovered it…

haha i read that post and then a few of their comments and just said “welp” and blocked em

oh hey i skipped this when i saw it before cuz i thought it was just /c/badposting. now I’m here cuz dirt_owl and it’s just a bad take highlighting a non-existent problem.

no one can make a better story than they make themselves

i simply asked _______ and the entire _______ _____ my __________! Those _________ only pretend to be _________. in fact, those ___________'s at Hexbear are all thorougly __________ and will __________ your _________ if you ever try to ___________, even if you’re _________. oh and the mods are all __________ ___________ ____________! dont ever go there bros, trust me

aaaaah fyi it’s called a colander yo.

i feel youre not really hearing me. for a change of pace, would you kindly tell me your strategy?

RATM will always get upvoted by me heh right on

being blocked by a commenter like this is a badge of honor to me. chat, i will in fact enjoy it ngl

i never said you have to reach out to those who’d have your head on a platter. i am telling you to focus on mutual aid programs.

community farms, food pantries are a good place to start. find like minded people near you.

im not telling ya to turn chuds into allies, im telling you to focus on doing what you can for the people around you who want the same thing you do.

start small, doing things you can do and joining with existing orgs that are doing good work. build from there. that’s what i mean.

i replied to the superior comment. you don’t get nothin but a slap in yer gobb and a hearty fuck you

read my and the other’s messages until you understand them.

You asked a question, created a thread using words that show your ignorance. Now it’s time for you to read those fucking answers.

Do not make this thread suffer your useless mouth, and dont ever waste people’s time askin questions you think you know the answers to, ya reddit assed dweeb.

sheesh.