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micnd90 [he/him,any]
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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•We must protect Western Art. The art:English7·2 days agoAnakin "killin’ younglings"just like me FRFR
Yours truly future school shooter
Also, what happened to our chudjak emoji?
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Confederancy of Independent Systems did nothing wrong!! - New General Megathread for the 16th-18th of May 2025English16·2 days agoState of political discourse in America
Your guy’s wife is ugly
Your guy’s wife is a sl*t
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto technology@hexbear.net•The top fell off Australia’s first orbital-class rocket, delaying its launchEnglish24·2 days agoAnglo engineering at its finest
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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"Young, attractive guy, tough guy. Strong past, very strong past fighter. He's got a real shot at holding it together"— U.S President Donald Trump speaking about Syria’s Jolani.English4·3 days agoThe virgin former real estate salesman president vs. the chad former war criminal president
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•Caption this. Wrong answers only.English5·4 days agoI’m the one who platformed Dave Rubin and Jimmy Dore
I will not apologize
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto doomer@hexbear.net•Coming up June-November 2025: prepare for the worst hurricane season forecast in living memoryEnglish13·4 days agoGood thing is once the hurricane made landfall, people will forget about the initial (bad) forecast. FEMA and their inevitable bungling of disaster response will take the brunt of the blame.
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto doomer@hexbear.net•Coming up June-November 2025: prepare for the worst hurricane season forecast in living memoryEnglish16·4 days agoThey basically fired bunch of people saying that “your work does not align with current agency priorities” then open the same position with much much lower salary. Of course they are struggling to fill positions. The worst thing about this is once they gutted enough core functions, people will complain that the service is shitty (e.g., social security, medicaid, VA service), then the agency public approval will go down and we will get gutted even more - creating a vicious circle. As it stands currently the National Weather Service (NWS) which is under NOAA is the fed agency with 2nd highest national approval rating, we are only losing to the National Forest Service which is equally beloved by Republicans and Dems.
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Palestinian poet won Pulitzer, delicious Zionist tears ensueEnglish27·5 days agoPalestinians = prisoners
Israelis = hostages
Merriam-Adelson-Webster dictionary, look it up
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Palestinian poet won Pulitzer, delicious Zionist tears ensueEnglish26·5 days agoSummer camp for future war criminals
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.nettoEl Chisme@hexbear.net•[cw homophobia] Pope Leo's older brother interviewed on Piers Morgan, says the pope is not "woke"English23·6 days agoName a guy in 32AD more woke than Jesus
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•Is it fair to blame Democrats for the rise of Trump?English22·6 days agoIf
didn’t make the stupid joke at correspondence dinner Trump might still be a Democratic party donor
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Scientists of Lemmy, how would you standardize or improve cooking recipes?English3·6 days agoI don’t
- Crack open 11% alcohol IPA that taste like battery acid
- Start cooking
- When in doubt, pour the IPA into the meal
Perfect meal everytime
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto politics@hexbear.net•Gaza Genocide Was Decisive in 2024 Presidential ElectionEnglish8·6 days agoI thought we had this emoji
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto politics@hexbear.net•US opinion columnist: Launching rocket launcher from a glass houseEnglish4·6 days agoShe’s literally the de facto leader of the free world. Who else otherwise?
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto sports@hexbear.net•I know who to support in Serie A next seasonEnglish4·6 days agoWrong guy, Simone is the brother (who played for Nazio) and current Inter coach. Filippo was a better player, multiple times Champions League winner and final scorer, didn’t play for Nazio, he’s the coach of Pisa SC - the club that just got promoted.
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPto traingang@hexbear.net•When a country with highest incarceration rate is also a country with worst public transportEnglish14·6 days agoHere’s how you can (legally) murder anyone you don’t like in 3 easy steps:
- Steal the registration stickers from their license plate
- Wait for them to be stopped and taken into county jail, have their car towed
- Hope they get run over by other people when they walk out of jail
If step (3) didn’t work, go back to step (1) and repeat
micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Chinese corgi police steals sausage from child. ACABEnglish3·7 days agoChild at fault for being a carnist
https://isitjoever.com/