Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

But not for long…

I have those! I had to turn the sound off because they go off when you move, and I’d scare myself silly.

OK, I’m not a Republican (not even an American). Am I missing a subtext to this which would make it more than a funny little story about a child being worried that six is too late in life for a career change?

My money’s on enthusiastic handshakes and cheering. Source: old movies.

Only when it’s so large that the holder of the stick requires another person to advise them on how to wield such a sick. At that point, they obviously need a branch manager.