HELP WANTED

Now that I have unlocked my flip thing skillset, I’m looking for training partner to practice it

Qualifications

• Must be willing to have head held between thighs for lengths of time
• Must be able to lift up to _(mumble) lbs of weight on shoulders for lengths of time

Risks

• Although every precaution is taken to prevent fatal outcomes, due to the nature of this practice, there is a risk of instant death from accidental neck snapping
• There is a small chance that my powerful thighs will crush your head like a watermelon resulting in instant death

Compensation

• Get to have head between a hot girl’s thighs
• May experience the sweet release of instant death

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