The zero we deserve vs the zero we need… or something like that, I dunno, maybe, LEAVE ME ALONE, NERD!

Yeah but what about Limewire, then?

Curse you, Noneuclid!

Maglevtoad, named after early 20th century physicist Dimitri Maglev.

“I am at the center of god’s universe!”
From your narcissistic, myopic perspective with no depth, sure, that’s what you see. But from where we’re standing, you’re just another idiot, and you’re dead.

“What happened?”
“The new proton burped out a couple of leptons and switched back to a particle similar to the the old proton.”

Yo mama so fat, she sat on the Bronze Age and bent it.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on the Ice Age and melted it.

Yo mama so fat… she WAS Anatolia!

“FIVE THOUSAND years from now, you will be a famous meme.”
Gettouttahere! Fuggeddaboutit!