fucking lol.

• terrible game design
• zero game direction
• nonsensical script
• not even 2 dimensional characters
• incredibly unlikeable companions
• bad dialog
• fallout 4 style fake choices and railroading, only one way to complete most quests,
• open world" that requires fast travel, completely undercutting exploration
• immersion breaking loading screens for literally everything, even following cutscenes which aren’t used for bg loading for some reason
• spaceship fantasy that barely makes use of the spaceship, it’s just a toy you can decorate but can’t properly pilot, space combat is horrendously bad even though other games nailed it in the fucking 90s
• planet exploration fantasy that breaks planets into tiny chunks even though no man’s sky existed for years
• open world fantasy where discovery is undercut by the fact that the same assets are reused over and over. like not even texture and models randomized to have some variation, but entire buildings copied including the placement of objects inside.
• classic Bethesda style afraid to lock the player out of anything approach that means you have no choices to make, just get through everything in the order you like … be a cop and a thief and a merchant and a cultist and a garbage man why not
• vast space fantasy with a gazillion planets yet you are the center of everything
• scifi universe that doesn’t have means of long distance communication for some reason, needing you to go back and forth between planets just to relay messages

i can go on but got bored.

the fact that you claim that the only problem starfield had was it’s scifi setting when massively successful scifi games like cyberpunk, deus ex, half life, nier, mass effect etc exist just proves you know nothing about video games.

and more specifically your seem to have no idea what people want from rpgs if you even consider starfield to be one worth mentioning, let alone an exemplary one.

this whole organization runs exactly like a Seth Rogen / Michael Cera / Jonah Hill movie, except no one is likeable.

not a good enough protest if he can talk about it

I think it signals severe ailment, like blisters, pox diseases, etc

yeah before I knew about this I always liked him with an asterisk. he’s smart and entertaining, but he’s a libertarian. I couldn’t dislike him though because whenever he spoke he always seemed progressive, humble and empathetic, unlike libertarians. then I recently learned he denounced libertarianism. and now there’s no asterisk. I like the guy.

also p&t have been hosting the best talent show for more than a decade.

that’s not the empire he’s rooting for

it doesn’t

52 cards in a deck

not really with meme templates. which ones have evolved? People expand on the idea sometimes or play with them but this has nothing to do with the format.

look at this quasimodo lookin ass troglodyte. his body is even more fucked up. white supremacists who think they are pure and worthy of preservation are always the fugliest, most rendering error looking types ever.

sounds like they couldn’t come up with 5 bullet points

instead of an actual rpg they went with an mmo and an rts for eberron … idk why

not to be that guy but this isn’t how this meme works at all

literally the best crpg games have been set in faerun

considering how 9/11 made the American people so eager to embrace fascism, yeah why not?

shut your whore mouth about faerun

the difference is cyberpunk has good direction and writing. starfield’s got neither. the problem with cyberpunk wasn’t the core of the game, it was bugs. once they fixed most of those the actual direction and story of the game had a chance to shine through.

starfield’s problem is the exact opposite. it was praised for being less buggy than the average BGS game, which is faint praise, but the problem is that it’s badly designed from the very core. it has bad writing, terrible characters, no direction at all, and no vision. bland, boring and basic. there’s no amount of updates that can fix that. the problems aren’t technical. there’s just no talent there.

one can only hope

fuck brave

I mean he didn’t say die but in his speech he already said about the economy/tariff situation that, and I quote, “there’ll be a little disturbance, but we’re ok with that”. immediately made me think of this quote.