rafflesia [she/her, doe/deer]

fork found in kitchen

Oh this is going to be insufferable

it’s some of the most incredible television i’ve ever seen and I literally can’t get anyone i know to watch it lmao

It’s been so long since I’ve had an “industry” job that I genuinely can’t answer questions about it on applications. Like I’m sorry I just don’t give a fucking shit any more about frontend libraries, or B2B SaaS, or UX or honestly computers at all at this point fucking devil machines have ruined the lives of everyone on earth.

those websites that suggest recipes based on the ingredients you have are useful in theory but in practice it always seems to turn into 100 different suggestions for Plate of Unseasoned Green Beans

In a protracted war with this company that keeps reposting this job on every board and ghosting me about it. Motherfucker I’ve been unemployed for years, I got nothing but time to dedicate to the cause. I only need to get lucky once.

zero tolerance for fedditor freaks