https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

We do not need this right now

Gee thanks Greta, that’s what we need right now. We are all aware and disappointed with our options.

Not as edgy as my “Boeing Killed John Barnett” shirt.

Any kind of mental health care would be acceptable at this point.

Jfc again. I hope a few heads roll with this one.

Jfc. And they still bought the kid a gun.

It’s important that we make sure girls know they have to wear dresses and have long hair and boobs.