You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it

Siri, how do I unthink a thought?

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It is truly the end times. Pizzacake on 196

lol, no such thing as a “false leak”

Something tells me that’s the next “fake news” catchphrase

6,828,820 is 2% of the population listed on census.gov right now.

So I shouldn’t do it at home but I should read a book. GTFO

No one. Perhaps I was too subtle. These granola eaters think people are but there’s no hexane left once the oil is packaged

Youngest just turned 18, they all three used to like Tesla and Space X, now they think he’s a transphobic asshole.

They don’t seem to understand his influence on the country though, like he’s just a joke

God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.

–meyotch

Dude acts like the shrimp don’t know

like, zero?

I mean, you do you but I’m NEVER cooking anything at 120F

They bitch about the Hexane, which boils off at 69C, 156F. Sooooo… if you’re frying your chicken at 155F not only are you doing it wrong you’re possibly leaving Hexane in the final product.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexane

These are the same people who slow cook turkeys at 120F

Using it for athletic reasons is valid also. Shit’s just too expensive for me.

Hell yes! Get Chauvin out of Club Fed and right into GenPop of the nearest state prison. That’ll work out GREAT for everyone. Except Chauvin.

If you have a problem and call the police, now you have two problems. That’s not just cliche, it’s true.

Don’t call the cops, call a lawyer.

Just by realizing that you probably pay more attention than 90% of those goblins on the road.

Denver, CO

We have really good Little Donkeys

With the good American cheese, not that Kraft stuff