Why does the US have high egg prices, but Canada and Mexico do not?

What is DDG?

Neat

Can we get a parliamentary system or fix congress with the new constitution please?

Trump or Nic Cage?

one of the few times it’s appropriate to take a picture of the screen over a screenshot

Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Sup my broski! All I do is shenanigans! Ordered two nachos and one bean burrito at Taco Bell instead of the other way around 😂 how’s it going!!

I feel the same when meowing at cats.

Yeah I wish I had a texting buddy that I could talk to about something

Does drag have any pet dragons in a human body? Is that pet dragon a sex thing?

You have a pet human? Is that like a sex thing?

Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.