Hmmmm I dunno. Can you get a doctor to tattoo his signature around your bellybutton?

But what do you do when people ask you to prove you were born?

You know what, I’d be happy either way!

Can you agree to take him then rescind the offer when he’s in the middle of the Atlantic, and we both lock our doors and pretend not to hear him knocking?

She eats cereal like she’s actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife