The face-eating leopards are circling…

I’m astonished every time I see a woman wearing a maga cap. Do they hate themselves?

Gather round, children, and listen to the story of El Scapacabra

It’s not that sort of ‘whether’

If you normally drive the van with a load on the rear axle and it went for a service with nothing in the back, that could explain why they adjusted it higher.

It would have just bounced off the lump of coal.