She’s such a snippy bitch when she answers press questions, as if she’s assed out that the press are even bothering her.

Like googly eyes

The thing is, he hasn’t had to be anything other than what he is. He’s experienced no real consequences to any of his shitty behavior. He’s skated by, even been propped up, on his brash incompetence.

Didn’t he pull the Iran Nuclear Deal?

I hate this timeline

I don’t think it should necessarily be about overturning the election. I would like to know if our process was compromised, wouldn’t you?

What happened now?

God what a troglodyte

Can confirm. I’ve dated women who swore they didn’t smoke but then I tasted them and asked them again. They always fess up.

There’s a weird reverse ethical principle about it, as if it’s somehow more honest this way.

Mr. Rogers. And he’s talking to you.

I kind of ranted to someone about this the other day.

If humans set the rules of society, and by those rules pieces of human shit float to the top, what does that say about us as a whole? We value greed, selfishness, authority, moral corruption.

I hear diet has a lot to do with it.

So then if he was chugging rosé (or whatever your drink is) it would’ve been delightful?

This is the exact reason why I always keep several rolls of duct tape in my carry-on.

Would she like a second opinion?

Strike that. Reverse it.

Love me some Poots

Heh. “Under load”

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in