WotC gonna WotC.

I was thinking “Men have 2 holes, women have 3.”

Latex gloves. I work in a clean room and have to wear gloves to protect the hardware from my skin oil, so basically like 6 pairs a day. The gloves aren’t dirty, but they aren’t ISO level clean anymore, so I pocket them and take them home. I have a box of used clean gloves in my garage. They do get reused, but not as fast as they accumulate.

68 is when they go down on you and you owe them one.