Not to victim blame but can’t help but think that cat was flaunting deliberately.
God grants exactly one wish per lifetime, hope you enjoyed it.
At this point we should just swing to 10 gbps sfp+ ports, it’s faster, it’s lower latency, it’s upgradable to 100gbps, it travels over fiber, but most importantly, it is a network protocol and we can use it for our Internet.
Pretty sure it’s bologna.