No you can’t. An internet police vehicle has been dispatched to your location. You’ll be confiscated and placed in the silly room for one fortnight.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Because the only way to escape an exploitative system is to become an exploiter…

I can nazi why not.

I’m sorry, folks. I’m trying a variation on the old adage. I’m terribly sorry.

Not for that cop, though, he deserves to rot.

Uhm something something illegal rapist immigrants high on fentanyl. I’ve got tee-time in 10.

Smack Pelosi out of her seat. Let AOC take over.

Floating homes for alcoholics? Pretty much anyone who can sign a down payment contract.