She’s right there! Why can’t she do it. Classic mom power move.

That kid’s gonna grow up to smoke pot

for real

Each of those tasks was done by a fully grown adult. With time those adults had kids, and then those kids did those tasks. Through the generations we replaced those kids with individual machines, and then with more time we put those machines on wheels, and eventually those wheels grew up and became full grown adults.

bed goes up, bed goes down

if that’s a drinkin’ song, I raise you one with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ak-JkzfKc

(arguably the first anti-vaxxer song… but still a banger)

It’s the artist’s actual name

Imran
Okradi

Do you have a swap partition mounted?

“hey sorry for draining your blood earlier, I dunno if it was a blood thing or a red thing but either way I should have waited until after your period.”

I love that little “woo^ooo” at the end there

…not quite sure where the hostility is coming from.

The question OP asked is what is likely to vanish in 10 years, and I described the already forced-digitization of household appliances and took it one step further to depict Appliances-as-a-Service, based on the model the printer industry is already rolling out.

How his offends anyone, is a little beyond me. Maybe I should have added quotes?

Yup. Worse still, I can see this extending to other appliances. Haven’t paid your monthly washing machine service fee? Our partnership with the only water company in your area authorizes us to shut off your water.

You gotta give body cues; turn away slightly, start to walk adjacent, nod non-commitally, and then wave farewell

I do admit that this is beautiful

Shark-zula, the mic rulah
The old schoolah, you wanna hunt?
I’ll bring it to ya (raw)

that sun function is a bastard

No, she’s my Brea!

If you think my comment was vacuous, you should see the ones that replied to it

57k a year is a decent salary if you live in the UK.

A seasoned postdoc could expect to make 55K max. A professor a bit more.

Manual appliances. You can open the fridge, but only if you pay your monthly subscription fee to keep it restocked.

We work hand-in-hand in retailers to make online shopping the default, whilst making the UI only accessible to AI bots, so if you want a stocked fridge; pay your fees.