Can confirm. Currently living inside the disinformation sphere. It’s hard to think over all the noise.

Is that where you wrap it in foil and then pack it in coffee grounds?

Can you really just subpoena Musk? I thought you have to impeach or something like that when you’re dealing with the shadow president.

I think they meant that Congress are literally gathering poops from various sources to feed their shit-eating grins.

But at least I still have my freedom, I guess?

Guess again, shit-butt!

Use this helpful guide to determine if Trump is lying:

Yes

I even have a helpful mnemonic to remember it:

Trump’s a fucking liar

Thank you for letting me know to look into that. My head is spinning so much with everything going on that I didn’t know about or even consider such a thing.

What are the chances this has to do with Tesla parts being manufactured in Mexico?

I think a reasonable defense would be to split-screen footage of MTG booing at Biden next to live footage of her still existing in office. Most likely booing herself.

Small pickle with a mushroom stuck to the end

I assume this wasn’t your point, but I find your comment humorous because Ford looks like Rodney Dangerfield’s reanimated corpse.

This is the most perfect political cartoon I’ve ever seen. Perfect analogy, perfectly drawn. Just so beautiful in all the worst ways.

I guess if you look at it wrong enough, a tumor pressing up against your heart is growing pains

Is it just me or does it sound like Musk threatened to strand them longer if they don’t kiss the ring?

Don’t lie. Your dog heard the treat bag and ran off so fast that its fur momentarily stayed behind before zooming off in tow.

I don’t get why people think this could possibly happen. No matter how much of an asshole, who in your neighborhood can afford so much mindflayer tadpoles altered with ancient netherese magic and weaponized by a villainous well-dressed triad for world domination that they can just shove them into Reeses all willy-nilly and hand them out to random kids. If you’re going through the trouble of illegally acquiring some mindflayer tadpoles altered with ancient netherese magic and weaponized by a villainous well-dressed triad for world domination, you’re not gonna shove them into candy on a lark. You’re gonna fucking use that shit.