Dig two graves.

I’m running pihole already. Works great!

I’ve been trying to volunteer at a food bank, but they’ve been ghosting me. 🫠

The last what now?

I’m in. I’ll miss the Loonie, but Europe’s looking pretty good these days.

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

• Mark Twain

Yeah, I was worried I was starting to like him for a minute there.