Yeah, they’re robot shoes that let you travel at 7mph so you can walk at a running pace.

Can you feel the innovation being bred?

Downbeared :(

What would happen if I twisted your cheek nipples?

For the last couple of nights one of my boys has been waking up around 5:30 in the morning grabbing at his bum saying ‘Ow’. I think it’s a constipation issue but there’s a lot going on.

He seems to be passing things like normal. He doesn’t seem that interested in eating, especially at dinner, and the pain seems to just pass on its own. It’s not like he finally lets something out and feels better.

If it makes you feel better, they probably track you either way

USSR join chat

I didn’t try listen to them until A Moon Shaped Pool and all I could hear was the bands inspired by Radiohead I don’t like.

Also, I didn’t like his soundtrack for the new Suspiria. He replaced all the groove and melody from Goblin’s original with just nothing whiny piano shit

One of Fit For An Autopsy’s songs from last year literally ends with ‘From the river to the sea’ so they make the cool list

It will probably be all online games eventually, excluding community run support of course. One day they’ll shut down the servers for Warframe, but you’ll still be able to boot up the original Quake and tear through the original 4 episodes

There’s something about leaving passive aggressive notes that’s very Australian. Same with leaving the cups in the hopes the person sees them. And leaving the cups in the first place, honestly.

Can you turn the hdd into a torrent and leave it on so we can all get the pirated games too?

This is the sort of shit I need to get my kids. I’m already so happy they know how to use a DVD player and we can put things on for them instead of streaming shit on our phones. They already like to have ‘reading time’ where they flick through these cheap hardcovers we gave them

I had the visual dictionaries when they started with The Phantom Menace. There were also books with super detailed schematic illustrations of all the ships in the series. The Death Star section had a double fold out to fit everything in

One thing that really shows the limitations of capitalism is when both parents are sick. We were both down and out last weekend and there’s just no one to take over unless you have grandparents willing to help out or can arrange and pay someone. It’s almost worse being sick over the weekend because you have the kids with you the whole time and need to try keep them entertained whilst feeling so flat.

Give me the communal groups to offload the kids to.

Let There Be Sea

Is it too late to get on the ground floor with these?

Add hub gears to this and you could get a lot more range out of it. This would make a great factory bike as anyone could just machine new drivetrain parts to keep it going

He’s Born To Run

This is when comics are at their best. So few people actually read the comics these days they can get completely unhinged and no one notices until they’ve been out for years

It’s so weird seeing a game that plays like Persona but has the graphical fidelity of a modern game.

The world and dialogue feel like Assassin’s Creed, then you go into turn based fights with parrying. It’s jarring to see.

But you can tell it has come from developers stuck in the Ubisoft mines finally making the sort of game they want to play after all those years churning out map based slop