Literally a true story. Big Jesus dying everywhere but also super hot White Bearded Jesus’ face everywhere. They sell this shit I every single fucking store all across America

Up for philosophy meme

Still you can’t think yourself into existence

Apple’s shitty software isn’t the problem. Literally everything online is collected. Why wouldn’t they? How much do you think this comment costs outside the fediverse? And fuck Apple, too you’re right

Can’t deny that, but not all the alumneses are evil. I probably would have applied there, recent events obliterating everything

This weirdo told me his name and I thought he said “Link”, I thought that’s a cool name

I just misheard him but he flipped out when he realized my misunderstanding

He went by Shaggy and Steve and a different name every time asked, all arounda shady character, but he’d never thought of calling himself Link

Forgot about that. I too am deeply irresponsible with my liver, but I would never ask for a second one. That’s an entire human organ!

Leon Must couldn’t muddle his way through a tech support phone call with his own junk

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The game just keeps regenerating new maps

Democracy not a thing for ol batman?

Steve Jobs a fascist? Like Vichy collaborator and Nazi spy Coco Chanel?

Edit not defending Steve jobs over here

Forgot about that. Bring an orange

Doesn’t pedantry just mean teaching? I think y’all knocked it out together, because you set him up

Edit My bad wikip says "Pedantry

an excessive concern with formalism, minor details, and rules that are not important.

Climate change and nukes baby

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Sam Cooke - A Change is Gonna Come

Which of the holes there do I insert the chopsticks

Also this is top tier, whence it came?

Sometimes access isn’t so reliable. Maybe you want to disappear into the woods with a few hundred thousand novels.

The whole Twitter > x thing has never made any sense. Musk misunderstood what he was signing and accidentally lost an uncountable fortune to buy a social media company and turn it from trash to the shit that skinny raccoons would turn down. Seems to be going well though.

I get it but how many dumbasses came before these dumbasses? I wish I weren’t such a dumbass either.

Fucking dipshits. Perhaps, when breaking into the govt, start fixing shit. Eliminate the IRS’ cozy relationship tax/ accounting software. Make taxes coherent and simple. Declassify cannabis. A fourth grader could write a popular platform around this.

I’m reminded of when the Scientologists infiltrated the IRS. Fuckers did nothing helpful.