varmint [he/him]

Ice cream man bombed his IT job interview. Going back to the ice cream truck.

I would like to wish everyone a happy pride, especially the HATERS and LOSERS at hexbear dot net who don’t support our big and beautiful military allies.

In Canada Tim Hortons won a linguistic victory. These are Tim Bits

I think he was trying to be facetious. Didn’t land tho

I want to pair that with another story from today: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/world/canada/ostriches-avian-flu-rfk-jr-dr-oz.html

RFK and Dr. Oz trying to get the Canadian government not to cull ostriches potentially exposed to bird flu.

No time to explain. Everybody crawl into my ass

Dialectics is cool, but have you tried trialectics?

Oh good. I thought it was eye damage but this is much worse

Okay explain this one to me. Is this because of people looking at the eclipse?

Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn

Trump giving me golden dome is my fantasy

What if I got a license to concealed carry the dog. Concealed dog holster.

Me at my doctor: “is it okay to fart on my pee and pee on my poop?”

“No one man should have all that power”

-Min Aung Hlaing

Both of these definitions are dangerously wrong too. The coming advent of AI doctors is going to be really really bad

Sharing my go to beans and rice meal just cause

• Pan fried beans with curry/chili spices
• White rice
• Mango lime salsa
• Fresh cucumbers and tomatoes

Is it bad that I immediately felt personally offended by this image?

Cemeteries reward dying. Shutting down the cemeteries will incentivise the working class to work longer instead of lazily dying. No more handouts!

Be the change you want to see in the world

A lot of Western light beer is between 2% and 4%