win fake internet points?

Don’t even get those here

I had a DND character who only ever slept on the ground. Eventually we found ourselves in a dungeon and the only ground was rock so my character decided to try a bed for the first time. DM made me roll for how well I slept and I got a nat 20. My character spent the next day figuring out how to take that bed with him everywhere.

Really hope I don’t have to wait a decade for one of these

I feel like it had almost no effect on my life.

My dude I’ve been there. I’m from there. That was a lot of hospital beds for a non-hospital.

You realize the federal building he blew up was a hospital, right? You can visit it and listen to the recordings of the children who died.

I’ve taken a few bites of onion before but this is the first time I full throated one.

This seems extremely obvious. Like “people who take Advil report having headaches” kind of obvious.

Butler hat is best hat

She’s dead regardless

You’ve got some more exploring to do.

What a perfect name for a judge.