Don’t forget to mention what xylitol does to dogs.
Small amounts of arund 2 g per 10 kg body weight are very likely lethal within a short time if not treated instantly.
Xylitol can be in sugar free candy or chewing gum potentially making one piece of them a lethal dose for small dogs.

Unless you find/invent a new procedure that’s way more efficient instead of doing more cycles of known procedures.

If you want to save energy, consider launching him outside our solar system instead.
I’d be fine with both though and even grant him the trip to Mars of which he apparently dreamt some time ago.

A broken clock may be forever wrong, whereas a stopped clock may be right twice per day.