My dad used to threaten he would put our head in between two ears when we were really young.

If you say it quickly and harshly enough, it sounds kinda menacing.

I will take away your healthcare.

I will take away your job.

I will take away your children.

I’ll take away your children’s protection from preventable diseases.

I’ll ruin your children’s education by firing most of the oversight and hiring an unqualified person to run the department of education.

I’ll cause the things you need to buy to widely fluctuate in price due to tarrifs or the threat of tarrifs.

I’ll undermine the government so much they can’t get rid of me or my cohorts.

And also I’ll boil your teeth. That was a fun one too.