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A Diglett unannouncedly reaped my posterior innocence
One time I got invited to go backstage after Mr Mime’s show…
Was out fishing one day. Thought I saw something glowing in the water, next thing you know the universe is destroyed because Lanturn decided to use 1% of its power
One time I tried washing my pikachu and had to be one month hospitalized
Mewtwo called me a slur
hey guys,
Vaporeon
My wife left me for a Machoke. Male standards these days are ridiculous smh
I went out at night one time, and a Banette abducted my child while my soul was being stolen by a Gengar.
