• trump-anguish You got this guy Julian - very strong, very sweaty, always in the black shirt - beautiful arms, folks, some of the best arms maybe ever seen in organized crime - and he’s running what they call the Swayze Express. It’s a model train, okay? Little choo-choo - very cute, very tiny - and they’re stuffing it with Chinese garbage, running it across the border like it’s the Underground Railroad, but for counterfeit patio furniture. Very creative. Very disgusting. And it’s happening in the trailer parks - beautiful trailer parks - now full of gorgeous, glistening men committing terrible crimes. Patrick Swayze - great guy, great dancer, knew him well - he’d be spinning in his grave, folks. Absolutely devastated.

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      Soon - there’s a discussion in home of an Idaho border town.

      “Is your connect legit?”

      “You’ve asked me that 10 times this morning. Chill.”

      “Yeah but if—”

      Listen! That’s the drone, baby!”

      There’s a pause. “Oh, I can hear it! I love the sound of napalm in the morning.”

      “But it’s not the sound… Never mind. Let’s go outside and get our stuff.”