Latin Americans and Southern European are all like:

It’s fucking freezing, fam!

Im not in london but where im at im still wearing my winter one and will until it is just totally uncomfortably hot even when zipped open. Im basically just lazy about changing back and forth so I push it off as long as possible to so that I can store it and not have to retrieve it back on a bad day. I also like all the pockets.

I was out in the sun all day, sweating like an orc.
I’m now back in my mother’s north-facing drafty victorian house, admiring the sunshine outside, whilst wearing a coat inside.

Mad bastards wearing puffer jackets on the central line. Also, get your hot leg off my leg.

Man’s not hot

it’s cold in the morning though

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