Surprise surprise, he denies Zionist looting in Gaza and WB as “Pallywood”. In other words, local German thrilled that he can just ignore reality by claiming it is all a fabrication by some nebulous, racialized conspiratorial adversary just like his great opa did. All he had to do was change the words.
I know Anticommunists (and Zionists especiallly) being dishonest crybullies with little self-awareness or shame should be common knowledge but some things are just too on the nose.
We need this as a :germany-smug:
:smug-uber-alles:
The boring answer is that the comrade has both a watch and a wrist compass. The chad big dick energy answer is yeah he stole a dead fascist’s watch, the fuck you going to do about it nerd?
famously the germans stole nothing from the soviet union during the war, so this epidemic of watch theft really came out of nowhere
It’s not like the Soviets were alone in taking war loot, I remember Redditors crying over a picture of a GI taking the watch of a literal SS Waffen officer (the officer didn’t seem too phased because he presumably knew he could buy an even better replacement when he gets a cushy job with NATO a couple of years in the future)
This fucker
Nazis use soviet women and children as literal spare blood bags to save nazi lives during ww2
Fake history post about image of iconic Soviet liberator planting the flag of freedom on the nazi capital building having looted some nazis wristwatch
Even if was true, who the fuck cares? On the list of war crimes stealing a wristwatch is barely measurable.
I haven’t seen anyone pissing themselves crying over American soldiers pillaging Hitler’s wine cabinet or stealing what the fuck ever from whatever nazi they medicated with lead pills
I love how Spiers both IRL and in Band of Brothers was constantly stealing shit from the Germans and sending it home. Or when that guy stole Hitler’s personal photo album from the Eagle’s Nest. And who could forget Nixon (the intel officer, not the president) drinking every drop of booze he could get his hands on?
I’m still ticked pink at the fact that the Jewish-American army officer Edward Shames dunked on fucking hitler by yoinking his prized cognac and cracking it for his son’s bar mitzvah.
Where’s all the indignate “muh poor germans” nazi sympathizers crying over an objectively evil bandit stealing a priceless national treasure from the German people?
Another factoid:
When filming Band of Brothers, the producers were unsure if they should film the scene where Spiers guns down a bunch of German POWs, because it might open them up to lawsuits. Winters told them he’d call up Spiers and get it all cleared up.
“Sparky, did you really kill a bunch of POWs on D-Day? They want to know if they should put it in this movie we’re making.”
Spiers replied:
“Fuck yeah I did and you tell those bastards I’d do it again! Put whatever you want.”
“Fuck yeah I did and you tell those bastards I’d do it again! Put whatever you want.”
Welp, today I learned the term Pallywood, and apropos nothing, I also just learned that Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace was a real show that actually aired on Adult Swim. Every day Nazis find new ways to gross me the fuck out!
Pallywood is used by really seriously committed zionists.
I hope someone does a heist in Switzerland and steals the nazi gold
That money would benefit the society more in the hands of organized crime instead of the liberal bankers
Stealing from Nazis was and is cool.
His name is literally chicken thief. Oh also crying about watches being stolen, please shut up.
They should’ve looted the whole fucking country. The fact that German isn’t an extinct language is a testament to Stalin’s naïveté.
