1. I haven’t bought snus in 10 years. I know I was carded only because your average 15 year old brocollini’s out here want to littrealy be vibrating with energy like their favorite streamer Ethan Klein

2. Your sterile reconstituted synthetic “nicotine pouches” that have been created by finance capital to get around the idiotic tobacco taxes/regulations have so many wild and crazy colors it’s impossible to find mint at the store.

3. The only good snus brand is Siberia. Seriously look at this shit

You can take my can off me once you put me up against the wall and execute me for being “cringe” under the tenants of Marxist-Lenninist-Zoomerism for writing this post.