Been awhile since we’ve done this thread, and it’s always fun. Here are some of my picks:
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The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) is really bad. Will Smith’s inspirational moment is going to the New York Stock Exchange and seeing all the happy rich guys in suits walking around, and wanting to be like them. Having to do stuff like brown-nose executives, sleep in train station bathrooms and pull his son out of daycare due to lack of money are presented not as flaws of the system but evidence of Smith’s smart bootstraps-oriented thinking. This movie is the Mein Kampf of liberalism.
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Air (2023) is really bad too. Literally a feature-length Nike commercial coupled with a fuckton of Michael Jordan worship, the message being that a bunch of rich guys deserved to get even richer because they signed a sneaker deal. The closing 5 minutes of the movie are a “where are they now” montage showing how much money all the Nike executives made, yay!
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Anastasia (1997), which portrays the Russian Revolution as the result of a wizard’s curse and communism as bad because it got in the way of the Romanovs living in big palaces and wearing fancy dresses.
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The Post (2017), about a wealthy, heroic girlboss newspaper executive who makes the heroic decision to…uhh…not block the publication of a story that would expose the lies of a corrupt president threatening our democracy (take THAT drumpf)
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Forest Gump for sure. I say it every time this topic comes up.
It’s weird how everyone seems to like this movie even though it is so bad
I like Matt Christman’s theory: Forrest was lying folks, he was literally just making shit up on that dumb bench to fuck with people. (this theory will also get people very angry for some reason)
90s nostalgia is a powerful thing. The movie should be dunked on based on them creating an awful seafood chain alone.
That existed prior to the movie
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co did not exist prior to Forrest Gump lmao
I think its fair to say that it has a lot of impressive technical work and good acting (I’m a sucker for movies that blend practical and computer generated effects well), but I always found the message to be liberalism.
I take it as, you can succeed at anything no matter how difficult if you’re just a good person and simply being an American gives you the opportunities to do this. If you don’t, it means you’re a bad person and didn’t deserve it or didnt work hard enough. Pretty terrible message if you ask me