My work had a flyer taped to the door this morning saying ‘restaurant work is fucked, start a union’ and a QR code. Over half the kitchen staff are on work visas.

George Costanza actually lived a very interesting and full life. Dude saved a beached whale, he met Castro!

Sounds cool

RIP Glup. The rebellion mourns it’s most important soldier

We stand with Palestine so it’s okay if we ban discussing its people being slaughtered.

Where’s Africa and what’s a white genocide?

Pretty sure I was never married.

B2. That Droid was wearing another droid’a skin or whatever you would call the equivalent the whole time. That Droid was fuckig scary to have around.

Who?

I found one in a wrecked ship I came across once and it was just labeled ‘Chunky’. It was amazing.

I’m cashier royalty checks rn.

Genocide denial

Nope.

That’s that guy who’s really good at guitar right? We’ve never met

Char, Luthen and Kleya would have brought the empire down in a month.

If you swap the lyrics of Running Up That Road and Run to the Hills and keep thenmelodies the same you get one really funny song and one sad one

Chaos incarnate like to behold a vagina will wreck your sanity level and make the game pretend it’s deleting your memory card

I had no idea who Mkn Mothma was until I had to rescue her. I guarantee Saw would have hated Nemik and called him a nerd.

I speak galactic standard and spanish

You haven’t stayed at that hotel. They don’t charge for the mini bar!