I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.

  • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
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    12 days ago

    get a job as a bouncer of the scummiest strip club or bar you can find that’s run by kingpins

    Oh there’s actually a really nasty strip club one neighborhood over, I once went in there accidentally cuz I thought it was just a regular bar. I’ll see if they’re looking for someone, thanks!

    • Cruxifux@feddit.nlEnglish
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      12 days ago

      Haha no problem. Wasn’t sure if you were joking or not but hey, if I can help a guy make the same shitty decisions that I did when I was in my 20’s then I’m all for it.

        • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
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          11 days ago

          I had a friend who had a strip club go in at street level below their apartment (a somewhat odd zoning decision in a mostly residential/commercial area.) Was kind of funny though - they ended up being close with the bouncers who really liked their little dog, and they had enough of a relationship with the DJ that they could text if the music/bass was too loud (they did first/swing shifts) while the club adjusted to the new environment. They were a union organizer though, so I was impressed, but not surprised, they could find common ground.