“And then…on Wednesday, I’ll make Timmothy McVeigh go rent a uhaul, fill it with bombs, and then go blow up a federal building which also houses a daycare tending to children as young as 6 months old. And I’ll have him do it at 9am, so all the parents are already at work, and these children will be in daycare! Yes! This is a great plan!”

Then it happens.

“God works in mysterious ways…”