keep posting these, these are good somehow, i couldn’t come up with that myself.
Oh noez, they’re going to “still” my inheritance?! Jumpin’ jelly beans, Batman – we gotta do something!
It’s going to take generations of scribes to decipher this moon speak.
I’m not entirely certain that our species has generations left.
When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!
peepholepeehole!FTFY
I’ll take “What in the Actual Hell Are You Trying to Say” for $1,000 Alex.
This is actually a straight forward explanation of what sovcits believe.
The fact that its Incomprehensible unless you dipped head first into the river idiot is a feature for them, not a bug.
I could feel the brain cells dying as I read this.
Doesn’t help that their spelling and grammar are shit.
If you spell the words right, they get control over you!
