• drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    16 days ago

    Hey comrade-citizen! I can’t help but notice you are about to use the red pen! Just a note: there is no ink left in it! You should have notified the authorities of your vote 6 years ago! Not to worry though, you can ask the secret police officer in plain clothes over there for a replacement cartridge. He will gladly deliver it to you at the back of the building, against the wall. Don’t forget to declare all your family members to him, too! Have a good last day. Before tomorrow I mean.