• Zorque@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        15 hours ago

        You can’t start your smartphone addiction too early. That’s why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

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      15 hours ago

      If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist