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Dunkin Donuts called them Munchkins, so I sometimes call any donut roles Munchkins.

Mouths. I’ve always enjoyed blowjobs over any other type of sex. I enjoy denying my subs often, so using their mouths gives Me pleasure without any for her. It’s purely an act of submission. Of service.

Plus, a tongue can do so much more than a pussy or a sphincter. It’s infinitely more versatile in how it can stimulate a penis. If ipyou train her right, you’ll be able to feel the tightness of her lower holes from the base of her throat. Plus, igu have the humiliation of all that thick drool the coughs up running down her face.

Yea, Mouths. Final answer.

Ah, a friction burn joke. It might have been a little :ahem: dry.

It really depends on what kind of sub I’m looking for. But the most common traits I want across all different types is an intelligent girl. Not only do I want her to understand orders and rules without being hald-held. A girl who can match with me. Dumb girls are just boring, and the average ones aren’t any much better.

If I want someone to just beat in person, I want a masochist who enjoys being beaten. Someone who wants it hard because I’m known for “swinging for the fences.” I want a body that’s not too skinny, so there’s some padding. Don’t want to break bones. And, let face it, the cuter she is, the better.

If I want someone for IRL service, I want someone smaller and skinnier, one who can easily sit at My feet or fit in a dog crate. I want a girl who’s subservient but playful. A bubbly personality is always fun, but quiet, determined obedience is intoxicating.

Ifvim looking for a girl to own online, I want someone who can text often. I prefer one who will send pics, but it’s not a requirement as long as you don’t set off My Catfish Senses. What she looks like isn’t as important, It’s the vulnerability I want to see. I want someone honest who will open up with Me. Someone who will be clear with her Limits and willing to safeword if the need arises. I tend to be pushy and will poke at vulnerabilities, so I am very clear that I always honor safewords, and they’re never punished. I look for ones whose posts are enjoyable to read and show some vulnerability.

Their constitution states that elections won’t be held during wartime. He’s not disallowing elections, their foundation of government is disallowing them. Attempts to band ho,as some kind of dictator are just propoganda. He’s the legally elected President and following their laws.

Yer welcome!

I think i had a stroke reading that. Take your upvote and get out!

How is Ukraine a dictatorship?

What does the license plate character format have to do with climate or forestt fires?

A man with 8 sons.

Oh god, today is April Fools Day. Good job, man, ya got me!

I’ll go a step further. I don’t believe the 2024 election was free and fair. Trump has mentioned multiple times about how he won PA because Musk knew how those vote counting computers worked. Plus, I’ve read that it’s almost statistically impossible for a candidate to win all 7 swing states but less than 50% of the popular vote. We know there was massive voter disenfranchisement in the year or so leasing up to the election, I think this election was stolen.

I can’t wait to see the mental gymnastics they spin a national ban when weed is now legal in some form without loopholes in over half the states.

What the hell is a Lemmy Premium?

Some of us are aware. We tend to also be the ones who know this only ends in some kind of revolution. No dictator has even chosen to give up power.

TikTok’s algorithm exhibited pro-Republican bias during 2024 presidential race -

From an article posted very recently in Politics

It absolutely was. And it was pushed by tiktok, a Chinese psyop.