They’d have a hell of a time buying booze, that’s for sure

:i-be-cap’n-hitler:

oh but when i cram a fistful of leaves up my ass after sex i’m “the worst tinder hookup i’ve ever had”

been on this website for almost 5 goddamn years now and the only tagline i have to show for it is me explaining riichi in a bad peter griffin impression

Do not travel to or remain in Venezuela due to the high risk of wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws, crime, civil unrest, and poor health infrastructure.

Yes, that’s extremely obvious, you couldn’t make me go to the Unit- wait, we’re talking about the US here, right?

you know, usually it takes at least 3 or 4 hexbear replies before the libs openly scream “i’m with the fascists” but good lord, you were just itching for an excuse to fling the mask off, weren’t you?

whose going to tell him that those same boats also take american goods and sell them to other countries

no, i just got this package from uhhhhhh…

ted k?

some guy named Jerk Fuckass said 600 years ago “hey what if other people did work but i took most of the value” and so now i got to clock a 12 hour day at the piss and shit factory

where is this text from?

coffeeee

doritooooos

owlllllllls

it could also be the GIRL with she/him pronouns reading this

idk shit about Blow Job Jitsu so I can’t comment on that one

me realizing that i read the question totally wrong and now i have to fight 100 gorillas bare handed

quick someone put on a documentary about communism on PBS, maybe we can achieve world socialism that way

seems like a terrible spot to accidentally drop this box of nails

yes

blindingly hot take:

2 athletic, muscular men maybe could do it if coordinated. 3 certainly. I’m guessing like 5 or 6 randos off the street if vaguely physically able could win as well

a lone wild animal can only do so much even with a very large amount of muscle

saving hundreds per month on my grocery bill by opting to starve to death instead