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It definitely wouldn’t take 100 men to fight one gorilla.
Maybe, like, 10.
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2 athletic, muscular men maybe could do it if coordinated. 3 certainly. I’m guessing like 5 or 6 randos off the street if vaguely physically able could win as well
a lone wild animal can only do so much even with a very large amount of muscle
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This is the crux of this debate.
Everybody thinks “i could take a gorilla (after about 80 other people sacrifice themselves to tire it out)”
The reality is the gorilla would rip the first guy cleanly in half without standing up and then everybody would run away.
rip the first guy cleanly in half
idk if it’d be that clean tbh
Honestly this is my view on this as well. This fight only becomes an issue if the humans mindlessly charge at the gorilla 1 at a time. With communication and a strategy of wearing the gorilla’s energy down over time, it would be no contest. Persistence hunting is something humans can do given our mobility and endurance, we could do the same to a significantly less mobile creature. Once the gorilla is exhausted enough, it’s raw strength doesn’t really matter
Without tools, in a fair fight? Surely not
Do you think they would be able to defeat it with their bare fists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q
Gorillas are fear mongered by hollywood, did you know there was 0 recorded incidents of a gorilla killing a human? sure they are strong, but they are chill, kind of like elephants yk, most people would probably feel bad for the gorilla if the hypothetical fight actually happened.
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the reason most people think Gorillas are aggressive is because of their racism towards black men.
I’m sure that Gorillas are by nature chill and peaceful, but put in a life or death situation may require them to defend themselves, no? They do have the mass.
in a getting chased by 100 bald primates taller than it situation, it will run away
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Not to be overly grim but if you stomp on something’s head enough, it’ll probably die
what if someone who’s really really good at BJJ gets the gorilla in some kinda lock where the gorilla can’t reach him? could the gorilla be solo’d
idk shit about Blow Job Jitsu so I can’t comment on that one
I don’t think any lock will be effective against someone who can rip your arms off.
given the fact that I could totally fight 20 of you bozos simultaneously, it’s definitely taking 100 dudes to subdue a gorilla.
hell, the first 50 guys would be unconscious after the gorilla clonked their heads together, 2 at a time, making the characteristic hollow “clonk” noise from the looney toons documentaries.
after 25 of those, the humans would wise up and start trying to do judo kicks. which also wouldn’t work, but the gorilla would get tired and go lay down and the humans would claim victory.
Will need to be world strongest man or pro fighters even then idk. Francis Ngannou would probably fuck up 10 average people. I’ve seen a vid where 15 or 20 high schoolers took on a large man. Large man took out several. The rest were shook. Average person has horrible fight strategy in groups and even worse combat skills in general. Gorilla bloodlusted would destroy 10 people. Its got a stronger bite force than a lion. Only way is if its not in the mood and scared away but fighting for its life
100 men can wear it down and use the dismembered limbs of the fallen as a weapon
