This will offer the basics in a surprisingly comprehensive package. If you obsess about things to an unhealthy degree, like myself, this will cover the biggest mistakes you could make, freeing you to explore within safe boundaries.

Advanced material involves photography staples like the rule of thirds and a willingness to just look up nudes to see whether anyone has had any ideas that you find interesting and applicable to yourself. Frankly, I just steal poses and framing while avoiding the mistakes outlined in that article.

Lemmy bar? Like an Internet cafe but with lemmy and booze?

One of these memes legitimately improved my nude game tenfold a long while ago. Framing, teasing, authority, levity, you have many ways to produce something sensual. Just steal others’ ideas if you lack originality or an eye for photos.

Oh, they weren’t concerned about your transportation, it was just a quiet attempt at getting information about you. You learn quite a bit about someone from their ride, or lack thereof.

(All 4 are me)

Watching these laden ladies slowly trundle their way across a fence is so cute! They wobble fairly hard as they step, as the babies shift their skin up and down. Wish I could get my hands on one to squeeze their glorious corpulence.

For the twentieth time this month, siiiiiigh

What would the best method for auditing their sanitation practices be?

Capitalism’s greatest enemy finally unmasked!

Honestly, this is probably a kind take. The skin on his arms, legs, and belly should be slack and gnarled. This would be him 10 years ago, if not more

There should be far more coffee and cigarettes, but a nice spread overall!

They sound like terrible, stagnant company who would not be missed

Translation: my views are abhorrent and I fear no one will view them

Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!

After talking to support 15 times, they never suggested replacing anything, and power clean wasn’t enough. I’ve long since destroyed the thing out of malignant rage and turned to libraries and copy shops, but it’s good to know that there might have been a solution.

Depending on the frequency of your printing, they can suck as well. Chronically clogged nozzles are maddening.

Why did /r/ufo start hitting the front page after citizen citrus groped his way into the White House, both the first and second time? Did trump campaign on releasing UFO info?

Never witnessed a whitetext before

It’s fairly common for limited run supercars and meant to dissuade scalpers. Still silly, but there’s precedent

here you go