The archeological record shows several instances of Earth’s orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a “controlled mass fart” of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.
You preserved the clickbait title that doesn’t name the countries, and didn’t name them in the body? What do you think this is, Reddit?
Contradictions so sharp the blade is chipping
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Or are faithfully following US-British instructions to waste as many Slavic lives and resources as possible
Deep Substrate Foliated Kalkite
What a beautiful sight to behold
I wish this site would let me go
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but with the second heh indented two spaces and the third indented one space
We need another, smaller mystery emote equivalent to one space
Libs act as if the CIA reports intelligence to the public like they’re NOAA - especially “former” CIA. And so the vaporous allegation becomes something of sufficient substance as to be “revealed”
I didn’t know it was his retirement poop I was making off with, during one of my hare-brained get-rich-quick schemes
but also death to copyright
Every capitalist economy deliberately keeps a substantial pool of unemployed workers in order to suppress wages and bargaining power. There isn’t a lack of people to do care work, there is a lack of investment in people - and the devaluation of people and nature is a requirement of capitalism, there is no profit without it occurring somewhere in the equation. All of the concerns you’ve outlined can be nullified and then some by cutting out the tumors - billionaires, landlords, private banks, rent-seekers of all kinds - freeing up even more labor toward socially useful ends.
And billionaires understand this, which is why they promulgate the idea that maybe we just can’t care for our elders and disabled anymore.
Comedy is legal again
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.